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[shinytoaster]

Shamelessly stolen from the fabulous jlh

In the comments below here, come up with at least one random fact
about Alex, true or untrue. When y'all are done, those facts are going to be part of my
userinfo. Get to writing.

The original text said something about it being cool and excellent. I don't think it's especially cool, just kind of nifty, so I'd like to give it a whirl. I'd prefer blatant lies, but the partial and horrible truth would also be acceptable.

Comments

[jlh.livejournal.com]

Alex has been on the Ten Most Wanted seven times since 1937.

Alex is IEEE certified.

The correct timing for Alex is 4 degrees before top dead center.

Alex doesn't live here anymore.

Alex is never having to say you're sorry.

Alex knows that LA is all about the side streets.

Alex would rather fight than switch.

Alex is part of this nutritious breakfast.

Alex contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Alex refuses to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate him.

Alex is the dearest w00bie who ever w00bied down w00bie street and if you don't agree we will hunt you down and shoot you like the lying dog you are.

[jlh.livejournal.com]

I think what the original text meant by "Cool? Excellent" was really, "Got it? Good." At least, that's how I read it.

Look, David and Keith.