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Shamelessly stolen from the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] jlh

In the comments below here, come up with at least one random fact
about Alex, true or untrue. When y'all are done, those facts are going to be part of my
userinfo. Get to writing.


The original text said something about it being cool and excellent. I don't think it's especially cool, just kind of nifty, so I'd like to give it a whirl. I'd prefer blatant lies, but the partial and horrible truth would also be acceptable.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinguthegreek.livejournal.com
You're very funny and good company. Oh and you love tarantulas !

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] freya
"Alex has a solid gold catheter but he doesn't want you to know that."

or,

um...

"Alex uses his toes to type, and can go upto 130 words a minute, unless one of the words is 'peculiar'. He has trouble with that word."

"Alex has a noble prize in dysentry."

"Alex has always had a burning ambition to be a cobbler."

or, more blatantly.

"Alex loves writing HP fanfic, and especially loves being called 'Al'."

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophie10.livejournal.com
Alex invented the iPod after the idea came to him in a dream.

Alex, millionaire playboy, was once married to Angelina Jolie.


Alex rose to fame after appearing on Blue Peter.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nmg.livejournal.com
What's not widely known is that William Hague attributed his success in the 1997 Conservative Party leadership elections to [livejournal.com profile] titanic_days' sterling support; sadly, many people have assumed instead that [livejournal.com profile] titanic_days favoured the dependable hands of Michael Howard.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlh.livejournal.com
Alex has been on the Ten Most Wanted seven times since 1937.

Alex is IEEE certified.

The correct timing for Alex is 4 degrees before top dead center.

Alex doesn't live here anymore.

Alex is never having to say you're sorry.

Alex knows that LA is all about the side streets.

Alex would rather fight than switch.

Alex is part of this nutritious breakfast.

Alex contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Alex refuses to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate him.

Alex is the dearest w00bie who ever w00bied down w00bie street and if you don't agree we will hunt you down and shoot you like the lying dog you are.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlh.livejournal.com
I think what the original text meant by "Cool? Excellent" was really, "Got it? Good." At least, that's how I read it.

Look, David and Keith.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tropes.livejournal.com
Alex's right pinky finger is triple-jointed -- it bends sideways as well as front and back.

:D

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 09:31 pm (UTC)
zorb: (Default)
From: [personal profile] zorb
Alex does six impossible things before breakfast.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-01-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
ext_1059: (Default)
From: [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com
Alex is really Lucianne Goldberg.

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