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[shinytoaster]

Do bear in mind that I very rarely take memes seriously.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet moony? I don't recall, but it was somewhere in New York and she had an umbrella.
2.~What would you do if you had never met blackholly? Cover myself in custard and move to Kauai
3.~What do you honestly think of ias? Honestly? She does more than her fair share for no extra credit and people should appreciate her more. Dishonestly, she's a no good drunken wazzock.
4.~Would or did heidi8 and wednesdayschild go out? I would be so amused if they did. So fucking amused.
5.~Have you ever liked jlh? No. It was all a complete bluff on my part. We have nothing in common. Sheesh.
6.~If kazzik died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? That she really sucks.
7.~Would petulans and anw make a good couple? Again, I would be very amused if they got it on.
8.~Describe lasultrix in 3 words: Fast speaking wench
9.~Do you think hanacandi is hot? Sure.
10.~Would kazzik and draco17 make a lovely couple? Yes, yes actually I do quite think they might.
11.~What do you think of when you see wednesdayschild? Lunch!
12.~Tell me something humiliating about anw: No.
13.~Do you know any of tromboneborges's family members? NO!
14.~What's tea_and_toast's favorite color? Salmon pink?
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is bhanesidhe? Oooh. 43.
16.~What would you do if folk just professed their undying love for you? Slap him upside the head with a wet kipper.
17.~What language does heidi8 speak? God knows, but I sometimes think the rest of us ain't speaking it.
18.~Who is dancingrain going out with? I 'unno. Michael Moore?
19.~Is benjj a boy or a girl? Such a girl.
20.~Would s00 and folk make a good couple? No. It would all end in horrible horrible tears of pain.
21.~Who do you think rubydebrazier would be great with from this list? Someone who wouldn't mind her doing the Dance of Effortless Fucking Superiority.
22.~When was the last time you talked to hanacandi? Too long since.
23.~What is jlh's favorite band? I'm not sure, but I'm certain you'll find one of their tracks on Now That's What I Call Classic Air Guitar Driving Rock Volume 5
24.~Does petulans have any siblings? Not to my knowledge. Unless ...
25.~Would you ever date tromboneborges? I wouldn't see another dawn if I did.
26.~Would you ever date lasultrix? Nope. Sorry. I do boys.
27.~Is rubydebrazier single? I believe not.
28.~What is tea_and_toast's last name? Bloggs?
29.~What is s00's middle name? Hortense?
30~What is ias's fantasy? None of these questions have asked me anything nice about my boyfriend. I spit on this meme. Issy's fantasy - I have no clue, but if she's ever passing by and feels the need to drop in for a glass of port and a spot of cheese, then let the record show she'd be most welcome.
31.~Where does benjj live? In a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.
32.~Would you make out with moony? Again for the slower ones. I. really. like. cock.
33.~Are blackholly and tromboneborges best friends? I would say they're good.
34.~Does lasultrix like tea_and_toast? I haven't the foggiest. I've never personally witnessed them flinging things at each other, but that isn't to say there's not a pitched battle raging in some long forgot corner of LJ.
35.~How did you meet s00? In G&Ds in Oxford, I think.
36.~Is hanacandi older than you? No.
37.~Is draco17 the sexiest person alive? Very possibly.


At work today, the following exchange heard over the divider. For best results read in a South London accent.

DIM GIRL: Where you goin' for lunch today?
BLOKE: I'm going to pick up a sandwich at Pret a Manger.
DIM GIRL: Oh. There's a Pret a Manger in Uxbridge?
BLOKE: Yeah, there's a Pret. S'right next to the tube station.
DIM GIRL: Oh.
Beat
DIM GIRL: Wait. Pret's Pret a Manger?

Comments

[sophie10.livejournal.com]

Hey, I appeared three times! Go me.

And re: 35, I believe you are correct.

[wednesdayschild.livejournal.com]

Me/Heidi is the new black, man.

Also, WHY LUNCH. DO I EAT THAT MUCH ALEX? :((

[titanic-days.livejournal.com]

No, you are lunch ...

*eats your head*

I think this joke backfired.

[ias.livejournal.com]

You are too kind, dear sir.

(Btw, do you still have my necklace? I keep meaning to do something about the Absolut martini glass I fliched from the Duke of Cambridge in Oxford for you, that's as long as you don't mind being in recipt of stolen goods. Maybe we could do an exchange at some point?)

[titanic-days.livejournal.com]

I do. Yes. I came across it this evening and packed it up very tightly in tissue paper and have put it in my box of Very Important Things.

[ias.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[reservoir.livejournal.com]

I are teh secks. ^_^