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[shinytoaster]

Do bear in mind that I very rarely take memes seriously.

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1.~How did you meet moony? I don't recall, but it was somewhere in New York and she had an umbrella.
2.~What would you do if you had never met blackholly? Cover myself in custard and move to Kauai
3.~What do you honestly think of ias? Honestly? She does more than her fair share for no extra credit and people should appreciate her more. Dishonestly, she's a no good drunken wazzock.
4.~Would or did heidi8 and wednesdayschild go out? I would be so amused if they did. So fucking amused.
5.~Have you ever liked jlh? No. It was all a complete bluff on my part. We have nothing in common. Sheesh.
6.~If kazzik died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? That she really sucks.
7.~Would petulans and anw make a good couple? Again, I would be very amused if they got it on.
8.~Describe lasultrix in 3 words: Fast speaking wench
9.~Do you think hanacandi is hot? Sure.
10.~Would kazzik and draco17 make a lovely couple? Yes, yes actually I do quite think they might.
11.~What do you think of when you see wednesdayschild? Lunch!
12.~Tell me something humiliating about anw: No.
13.~Do you know any of tromboneborges's family members? NO!
14.~What's tea_and_toast's favorite color? Salmon pink?
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is bhanesidhe? Oooh. 43.
16.~What would you do if folk just professed their undying love for you? Slap him upside the head with a wet kipper.
17.~What language does heidi8 speak? God knows, but I sometimes think the rest of us ain't speaking it.
18.~Who is dancingrain going out with? I 'unno. Michael Moore?
19.~Is benjj a boy or a girl? Such a girl.
20.~Would s00 and folk make a good couple? No. It would all end in horrible horrible tears of pain.
21.~Who do you think rubydebrazier would be great with from this list? Someone who wouldn't mind her doing the Dance of Effortless Fucking Superiority.
22.~When was the last time you talked to hanacandi? Too long since.
23.~What is jlh's favorite band? I'm not sure, but I'm certain you'll find one of their tracks on Now That's What I Call Classic Air Guitar Driving Rock Volume 5
24.~Does petulans have any siblings? Not to my knowledge. Unless ...
25.~Would you ever date tromboneborges? I wouldn't see another dawn if I did.
26.~Would you ever date lasultrix? Nope. Sorry. I do boys.
27.~Is rubydebrazier single? I believe not.
28.~What is tea_and_toast's last name? Bloggs?
29.~What is s00's middle name? Hortense?
30~What is ias's fantasy? None of these questions have asked me anything nice about my boyfriend. I spit on this meme. Issy's fantasy - I have no clue, but if she's ever passing by and feels the need to drop in for a glass of port and a spot of cheese, then let the record show she'd be most welcome.
31.~Where does benjj live? In a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.
32.~Would you make out with moony? Again for the slower ones. I. really. like. cock.
33.~Are blackholly and tromboneborges best friends? I would say they're good.
34.~Does lasultrix like tea_and_toast? I haven't the foggiest. I've never personally witnessed them flinging things at each other, but that isn't to say there's not a pitched battle raging in some long forgot corner of LJ.
35.~How did you meet s00? In G&Ds in Oxford, I think.
36.~Is hanacandi older than you? No.
37.~Is draco17 the sexiest person alive? Very possibly.


At work today, the following exchange heard over the divider. For best results read in a South London accent.

DIM GIRL: Where you goin' for lunch today?
BLOKE: I'm going to pick up a sandwich at Pret a Manger.
DIM GIRL: Oh. There's a Pret a Manger in Uxbridge?
BLOKE: Yeah, there's a Pret. S'right next to the tube station.
DIM GIRL: Oh.
Beat
DIM GIRL: Wait. Pret's Pret a Manger?