Dream problem

I have a problem with food in dreams. Whenever I'm dreaming about having a meal, I always wake up and I never get to finish the food, sometimes I don't get to start it, and that's really upsetting because dream food always tastes so good.

Like, last night I dreamed I had taken the underground to Australia - because you can do things like that in my head - and was with paintobscura and polaroidfriends and we were in this restaurant and I was about to tuck into this really delicious looking Italian bean salad, when Lowell kicked me in the butt and I woke up.

A couple of weeks ago I dreamed I was back at wednesdayschild and uqx's reception and we were midway through the starter when I got woken up. Thankfully, on that occasion I went back to sleep pretty quickly and dreamed the main course, which was some consolation, but I really want to know how to get a good meal when I'm asleep, because it's just something that doesn't happen for me.

Help the aged

One of our directors is walking round the office singing Walk This Way by Run DMC and Aerosmith.

This needs to stop now kthx...