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Back on the Have Your Say section of the BBC news website, alongside various floral and doubtless, illiterate, tributes to Steve Irwin, which I shall be mercilessly mocking as soon as I've had a chance to read them, is an item titled, in true Onionesque style, 'Ask King Mswati III of Swaziland'. Which presumably is syndicated to over 100 publications nationwide.