Crimes against fashion ...

This is going to make me seem like I'm about 45.

But can someone tell me why the kids are wearing baseball caps with the shop tags attached?

Has anybody thought to tell them they look like wankers?

The Metro I picked up on the Tube ride to work this morning had a very good fashion spread in it, condemning, among other things, those hideous ugg boots, and ladies who tuck their jeans into said boots.

'Do they not realise,' the article read, 'that it makes them look like 70s hookers?'