No I won't spoil my paper. I'm sorry but I think that's a bad and pointless thing to do. There is always an alternative to that. There is a Monster Raving Loony Party in Maidenhead and my daughter is going to vote for them because there is no way the Conservatives will not get back in to the high-falutin' Windsor and Maidenhead seat. (Also they're giving out free chocolate if you vote for them, which I think may have influenced her slightly).
Apart from that I agree with absolutely every word you said and I WILl be voting Lib Dem in the Wantage burough. I actually quite like the Lib Dem guy here and though I agree that they haven't a hope of getting into power, I just can't vote Labour. I loathe Blair now. He reminds me forcibly of the Joker in Batman. That permanent and false smile makes my skin creep. But if I didn't vote Lib Dem I would vote Green (also with no hope of getting in, but at least a proper vote.)
Michael Howard looks and behaves like Dracula. Boris Johnson is a bumbling arse in a blond fright wig. Oliver Letwin is actually mythical. The Conservatives are a comedy party; they exist for our amusement.
I roared at this. SO true. I was wondering why watching Michael Howard makes my left eye twitch. Will you be sitting up all night watching? I never intend to, but often get carried away and end up sitting on the floor, pissed and hugging the cushions at about 3 a.m.
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Date: 2005-05-04 09:31 pm (UTC)Apart from that I agree with absolutely every word you said and I WILl be voting Lib Dem in the Wantage burough. I actually quite like the Lib Dem guy here and though I agree that they haven't a hope of getting into power, I just can't vote Labour. I loathe Blair now. He reminds me forcibly of the Joker in Batman. That permanent and false smile makes my skin creep. But if I didn't vote Lib Dem I would vote Green (also with no hope of getting in, but at least a proper vote.)
Michael Howard looks and behaves like Dracula. Boris Johnson is a bumbling arse in a blond fright wig. Oliver Letwin is actually mythical. The Conservatives are a comedy party; they exist for our amusement.
I roared at this. SO true. I was wondering why watching Michael Howard makes my left eye twitch. Will you be sitting up all night watching? I never intend to, but often get carried away and end up sitting on the floor, pissed and hugging the cushions at about 3 a.m.