Bird flu strikes Chav Your Say; hundreds dead of self-important wank, stupidity

What about the eggs??? A human mother can pass HIV onto unborn child, so can a bird pass bird flu to egg, if so, are they disposing of eggs as well, or are they hatching or are we eating?? It is quite a scary thought. deb, halifax

It's a scary thought that you're eating, for sure...

And as for the people who are speculating that the government is deliberately infecting the turkeys in order to bury Cash for Honours...

Frankly, I'm surprised by the whole thing; I wasn't aware Bernard Matthews used real turkeys.

Oh, here's another:

I think it is time for wide spread panic. We have no cure for this hoffific disease and when this really takes hold it is going to wipe out the whole population of the Earth. No one is safe. I am absolutely devastated. Tom, glasgow

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'Would you say the time has come for us to crack open each other's heads and feast on the tasty goo inside?'
'Yes, Kent, I would.'