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Alex ([personal profile] shinytoaster) wrote2006-06-26 12:07 pm

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Ah, you can always rely on the BBC messageboards. Today the illiterate masses debate the news that multibillionaire Warren Buffett is to give away the GDP of several small countries to Bill Gates' foundation, the one that does all the good works with education and stuff like that. Which is all very laudable and fantastic and if I had $44 billion I'd do exactly the same as I could live like a king on a tenth of that.

Enter burly Drew, from Harrogate, who - admitting he has tears in his eyes as he types* - proclaims:

You know, it's amazing how people forget Bill Gates alone has provided an income to hundreds of thousands of people. I work in I.T. His products literally feed my family.

Do you suppose the shards of CD-ROM stick in his gums? Maybe he flosses...

*ZOMG the humanity of it all!

[identity profile] pingviini.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Since both you and I work in IT, it means, then, that Bill Gates feeds us both out of the goodness of his heart! I feel so humble.

[identity profile] titanic-days.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, it's coming up on lunchtime - Bill and Warren could buy me one helluva sandwich for 44 billion.

[identity profile] pingviini.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
And they could get me some better coffee than this.